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Brooke

My sister is named Brooke and all of the other definitions are false. Brooke is stupid and has no common sense as she once asked me how to spell obvious. She is spoiled and when things don't go her way she shouts and screams until she gets what she wants (keep in mind this girl is WAY over 5 years of age and should know way better)... She is annoying as hell but she's my sister so I have to deal with it. Brooke is generally a mean person. If you are friends with my sister then I feel bad for you. but from what I've seen of a few of her friends, they're just as bad as her.

She can be kind sometimes and she loves animals. She is very clean and will help you out sometimes. she has the best sleep schedule I've ever seen in my life and she has a lot of motivation. overall, there are good and bad sides to her but I can't speak for everyone. what I mean by that is that I'm her sister so I don't know much of her social life but what I do know is that she likes drama and is good at roasting and being a general savage.

She's nice when she wants to be but she's kind of a brat. And Brooke if you're reading this, STOP BEING A JAKE PAULER IT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!!
brooke can be nice sometimes but shes kind of mean.
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Brooke

wow do u know BROOKE she such a WHORE
by princesscuddles990 February 24, 2020
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Brooke

by Kealani April 2, 2019
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Brooke

Brooke
by Yittanigh December 17, 2018
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Brooke

A fat chubby girl who gets anything she wants and she is spoiled af.
Usally loud and obnoxious.

Brooke's are Trash.....
Ewwww it's brooke
by Lakswyuqwnns December 9, 2016
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Brooke

she's a fat bitch who is a deceiving liar and will hold a grudge on you for borrowing her crush's scissors. she a bit of a fugly slut who thinks that shes so cool. (shes not.) she'll steal your money, and wears too much makeup. she thinks she sexy but she look like potato shit. (i know potatoes dont shit but if the did, it would be a brooke.)
P1: Brooke's so fat!
p2: I know! she stole my makeup!
p3:what a bitch! she a fucking liar bitchy bitch bitchBITCH!
by suplitfambro April 2, 2019
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Brooking

A modern day adaptation of a primitive social ritual in which a female will become intoxicated and adorn herself provocatively with clay beads, facepaint and animal furs and proceed to mate with myriad males, dwarf males and in some cultures Cercopithecidae in an attempt to gain the attention and approval of the rest of the tribe or "Frat" as it is sometimes called in modern day practice. A female who is Brooking is also prone to engaging in other attention seeking behaviors and is likely to suffer from "Irritating Stuck-Up Bitch Syndrome" as defined by Karl Von Cuntenheimer in his 1864 volume "Thou Reeky Rampallian Harpy!: an analysis of the common soror."
Shall we go Brooking tonight?
by Wilkenshire December 10, 2011
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