Twink Blindness

The inability to recognize a familiar young gay man due to excessive attractiveness.

Guy 1: Whoa, check out that hot guy that just walked in.
Guy 2: That's Mark you idiot. We've worked with him for years.
Guy 1: Oh right. Damn twink blindness.

by The Real Comptroller June 2, 2015

truth-blind

A person who only believes lies,
A person who only sees truth through lies.

He is completely truth-blind, he believes all of our lies.

by xSoulFish January 29, 2017

tuna blinds

Like beef curtains but odorous.

Man, I can smell your ol lady's tuna blinds from here, she needs to go shower.

by Grueller January 31, 2016

Blinded by the Hetero

When someone is just too straight to see how hot somebody is.

Crystal was too blinded by the hetero to admit that Katy Perry is sexy as fuck.

by pineapples8264 April 12, 2016

Blind Squid

American term for ketamine

God I could really do with some blind squid!

by Taylorferre141 January 29, 2019

Cowburn blind

When someone is drunk beyond recognition, stutters and slurs but somehow keeps standing and keeps on drinking they are cowburn blind

- Holy shit Tom is drunk as fuck and still drinking
-yeah he’s bloody cowburn blind

by SANTA691 January 31, 2019

Blind spot

Not being aware of one's own behavior. When you need to check yourself.

I lied for no reason and then realised I had a blind spot.
Or
I let him cross my boundaries, I guess I still have a blind spot.

Or
My emotions took control over me when he pushed my buttons, now at least I'm aware of my blind spots.

by Lilithpax June 19, 2019