Stealthily covered up piece(s) of dog residue camouflaged by a plethora of fallen leaves which catches the victim totally off guard. Footwear gets destroyed, emotions take a downward spiral, nostrils get melted and you have no idea when the suffering will end or what action you’ll need to take to get through this. Not even the philosophical and infectious chorus of a Daniel Bedingfield classic can offer encouragement.
“Oh for f*ck’s sake Andy, how did you manage to step in that calamitous autumn dog mine? it’s bigger than your shoe and I would have said it’s a human one until I saw the flakes of dog corn embedded in the tread of your left Gazelle sole”
by Jacobs Ladette December 23, 2024
Get the Autumn Dog Minemug. 
An extremely sexy fat ass girl. She knows how to please the guys and gets almost every guy to fall for her. Autumn Rose Schulze usually has blonde hair and blue eyes. She touching yet fierce.
by Rotflol121301 September 22, 2016
Get the autumn rose schulzemug. Autumn Is young and nice person and very talent.She will tell you how she feels about you.She is always lost in love and will still love u no matter she is also so caring. autumn will be there for you no matter what even if u dont like her. she will always make u feel happy and calm.
by autumn.j November 23, 2021
Get the Autumnmug. by randysdiybt August 16, 2025
Get the autumn forrestmug. absolutely stunning. autumn is someone who has been hurt, but still helps everyone in need. she will always be by your side til you mess with her. she is an amazing best friend. she will hurt for you, kill for you, and make sure no one messes with you. autumn is as gorgeous as a sunset. she loves people with all her heart, but gets hurt too much that she becomes numb. i love autumn and you should to.
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by euwusvzuajszusjdu October 20, 2023
Get the Autumnmug.