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Kneel Armstrong

When a human takes a kneeling position to hid their genitalia (cock, balls, and the pussy) while they empty their bladder (normally while intoxicated)
“Are there any portapotties open?”
“Nah, I'm going to take a Kneel Armstrong behind the car.”
by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023
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Jaylon Armstrong

Freaky mf. Very handsome, sexy, can be grumpy at times but all you have to do is show him some love. Kind but could be mean to you depending on if he’s comfortable enough to be mean to you in the first place. An amazing person who is very loyal and would treat you like a princess if you smother him up with love. Is a bit wack but really chill to hang and spend time with. There’s never a dull moment with a Jaylon.
Girl: I love my boyfriend! His name is Jaylon.
Girl 2: Yeah, you already told me this for the hundredth time. I do not care.
Jaylon Armstrong: I love Sian.
by Jaylonlover69 June 19, 2024
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armstrong-like

define a cat or another domestic pet whose mass is greater than the mass of a black hole
your cat is very fat, armstrong-like even.
by spcrro October 7, 2025
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Jacob Armstrong

by JacobArmstrong April 25, 2021
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ryan armstrong

Ryan Armstrong is the best human alive!
by RDA18Music October 14, 2021
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emily armstrong

GOURGEOUS AF SINGER (aka my wife)
by lozstuch.lol January 29, 2025
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