Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

Armstronging

The act of cycling after getting high, a particularly popular occurrence in Amsterdam.

"I was really Armstronging it back from that coffee shop last night"

by americaninnetherlands April 22, 2013

Dylan Armstrong

Dylan Armstrong. A person who despite changing their name is still a mess through and through.

"Have you seen the way he's been acting lately? He's such a Dylan Armstrong."

by Just_me_dj November 11, 2024

Blake Armstrong

A cool but falls for girls too fast. He's sometimes perverted but is still a G. He's a good guy and you gotta give him time. People usually think he's weird to start off but when you get to know him he's awesome. Add him @blake_armstrong27. Thank you for this and goodbye.

Blake Armstrong is a cool dude

by Yack Orr January 28, 2020

Billie Joe Armstrong

hottest man alive, like ever. Like.. THE hottest man ever. likeee… you don’t get it this man is SO HOT its insane like BROOOOO……

“Billie Joe Armstrong is literally so hot like omfg…. i want him to marry me.”

by JackYuhYuh August 27, 2023

stanley armstrong

standing leaving strong arms

stanley armstrong

by plato! February 25, 2024

Jack Armstrong

While it may seem like a slang name, and very well might be to some, Jack Armstrong is also a name of high rank.

Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.

They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.

Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.

Want to know what is more romantic than The Notebook?

Jack Armstrong is.

by SandyDunes November 2, 2014