Alana

Alana is my best friend but also the best friend anyone could ever wish for.

She’s effortlessly beautiful and makes my heart skip a beat whenever she texts me back even tho I’m used to it. She’s hands down the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met and it has nothing do to with her perfect eyes or lips, it’s all about her energy and the way she lights up the room. It’s about her vibes, the way she speaks, the way she caries herself. She’s loyal to the core and if she loves you she’ll stay by your side forever.
Alana is my home but she’s also my escape from this world, she’s both peace and chaos to my world. As long as I’m alive, I’ll be in love with her.
She’s my soulmate, lover and best friend and she makes me feel like the luckiest person on earth.

Guy 1: I dedicated “Yellow” for my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Oh I see, she’s your Alana.
Guy 1: If that means she changed my life forever, then yes.

by diorluvs March 15, 2023

Angela AlanizMarceca

Angela AlanizMarceca is the definition of being excessively gay. some might say that, Angela AlanizMarceca can be referenced as the new 'gay' term.

person 1: who is gay in our community?
person 2: that would have to be Angela AlanizMarceca !

by Gerald Corsbey March 26, 2019

Commit Alan

The art of blocking someone on any online social media account the moment they say anything remotely close to insulting you

Person A : joe mama
Person B: blocks Person A
Person A : ah i see he has commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

Polish Alan

Alan is a hairy little fellow who has zero friends, and has a bald dad. Alan is also another word for failure.

God i wouldn’t like to do a Polish Alan.

by MiniMexicanM4n April 20, 2023

Graham Brooks Alan Albery

1. (noun) mamal, homosapian-sapian, 6' 3" tall, attractives to females, lives on a farm, hates children, drives a PT cruiser; likes to read.

Synonyms: flirt, crude, fun, iritable, alcoholic, exhuberant, friendly

Graham Brooks Alan Albery's clone

by Mysterious Q November 6, 2011

Pulling an Alan

Asking someone to play a game with you then rage quitting a few minutes later

I can't believe he left the game he just asked us to play!(pulling an alan)

by Ilikeppinmybunghole July 15, 2019

Pulling an Alan

When your girl/wife dumps you and take it up the ass. You start making fake accounts and call the girl out and ruin her reputation. She’s over him but he’s not over her.

Guy 1- did you see how badly Geni’s reputation went?

Guy 2- yeah Abe was pulling an alan

by Missmewiththatbs2 January 13, 2021