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Alan

Verb: angry man with little penis who often has poop on his pinky.
He really Alan’d that girls butthole.
by Tyler Moser June 26, 2021
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Alan Kulwicki

A a perfectionist and doing things his own way, Alan Kulwicki was the winner of the 1992 NASCAR Winston Cup Championship whilst driving for his own team, beating the best of the best, Bill Elliott, and the son of a legend, Davey Allison. After dying in 1993 in a light aircraft accident, Alan Kulwicki would forever be a legend of NASCAR. A true underdog, if not Underbird, no-one has done what he did before or since.
Alan Kulwicki had won five NASCAR Winston Cup races, 24 pole positions, 75 Top 10 finishes, and one championship in 207 races.
by AK7Forever October 29, 2023
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Alan

The one likes math and tall guy in my life
Likes video games and Fitness
Might be toxic at times but that's because he's under pressure, he has a kind heart
If you have him as a friend be patient, everyone despise being looked down at, regrets after an argument, give him some stairs to step off the stage.
That's ma ALAN
by master lolo December 2, 2022
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Alan

a fantastic person, sees everything but says nothing, He is very kind and funny and will not hesitate to come and help you.
However, he can have a certain psychological fragility which can make him go from very good mood to depressed.
generally likes construction machinery
Alan is a very good friend
by Sw83TP625 November 22, 2021
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Alan

A guy that is in love with Niki. He's amazing and funny, but does NOT belong to Noah.
See over there? That's Alan.
by Nikighdo February 6, 2021
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Alan Bell

Easily one of the baddest mofos around. Incredibly handsome and some would say a he is a quite genius.

Man, that Alan Bell fella sure does know what he is talking about. Definitely not a bullshitter.
Alan Bell: strong, handsome, intelligent and even hilarious
by Alabasterfrats November 23, 2021
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Alan

Cüşşş einfach der playboy . Kylie jenner wollte insta haben , aber Alan hat sie gekorbt . Wer Alan heißt der sollte könig von welt werden . Einfach baba aussehen , dies das . Wer nicht Alan heißt der ist eine hurensohn , außer meine Familie
Alan is a Playboyyy
by Alankurd_030 November 22, 2021
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