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Emotional AIDS

Noun.

A disease generally caused by a former significant other that the sufferer can't (legally or in some other way) remove from his/her life or remove him/herself from, that results in being unable to function normally in an emotional sense ever again.
Friend 1: You're so pretty and smart and you have a good job now, why don't you start dating again?

Friend 2: I made the mistake of sleeping with him and it seems to be my kid's father's goal to make me suffer for it for the rest of my life. Every day it's some new kind of hell, and I can't take my kid and leave because the court orders say we have to stay. I can't even THINK about dating anyone, I'm such a mess. I couldn't drag someone else into this.

Friend 1: OMG, you have the Emotional AIDS!

Friend 2: :D! It's funny, because it's TRUE!
by astar_alone November 20, 2010
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Airborne Aids

A mutation of AIDS that is found in the air. Breathing in said air will give you hardcore AIDS.
It is also when a man infected with AIDS cums into a man/woman's mouth, giving them AIDS. It is named after the fact it is in the air, therefore, it is "airborne".
In Africa, the deadly airborne AIDS virus is killing more and more people every day.
Sarah is such a slut so it's not surprising that she got airborne AIDS.
by ZeusOfJuice April 18, 2016
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hearing AIDS

What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.
"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."
by Jack324 November 24, 2007
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marital aid

a conservative euphemism for sex toys, see also marital device.
Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital aid I could be.
by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006
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Anime Aids

When a character in anime is too strong to be defeated by any other character within the show/movie or to popular to show lose in a fight. They always seem to die from some type of disease instead.
Daniel: Itachi Uchiha is probably the strongest character in Naruto. I don't think anyone could defeat him.

Ron: Yeah I agree, to bad he had anime aids and died.

Daniel: Goodpoint, the anime aids always get the cool & strong characters in anime shows.
by Koshinku September 16, 2020
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AIDS Shotgun

HIV infected human prone to nose bleeds and sneezing fits
Weve gotta get out of here, this guy is an AIDS shotgun!
by skeejarooni May 9, 2019
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Walking AIDS

(n.) a sexually permiscous person who has one or more sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). Usually known by all to be a whore.
Woah, dude look at that chick! She's so hot!
Dude...no...just...no.
Why, dude? Look at that ass!
Dude, she's walking AIDS.
...oh.
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