agent orgy

An instigator and facilitator of the most fulfilling events and activities. A legend.

I spent one night with agent orgy and her friends and my life will never be the same.

by AOBJ December 19, 2016

Free Agent

Something ryan says to dylan in the game The Quarry, when asked whether or not he has a boyfriend

Dylan: “girlfriend?”
Ryan: “uhhh, not exactly.”
Dylan: “boyfriend?”
Ryan: “free agent.”

by Quarryy October 02, 2022

Free Agent

As long as you don't have a duo q, you are considered a free agent

dang do you think he is a Free Agent? I've been looking for someone.

by freeagentcreator September 18, 2023

free agent

When a boy or a girl is single

trey: ‘yoo she’s been a free agent for a while’
“that girl posted saying she’s a free agent after the feud with her boyfriend”

by ❤️💓~🎀 J’lexis May 12, 2024

Sympathy agent

Like the FBI, but for niceness

He's such a sympathy agent!

by evevev July 07, 2021

Agent Washington

Agent Washington is the hottest dude in Project Freelancer is Rooster Teeth's iconic YouTube Webseries "Red Vs Blue"

Me: "man, Agent Washington is so hot <3"
My friend: "simp."

by LunarSouls4952 November 03, 2023

Agent of chaos

An absolute madman. Peeves the poltergeist falters and shrinks at the sight of him. Downs energy drinks at 3 AM on a school night, leaves paper towels on the counter and pulls on the available slip with max force, puts used tissues in the recycling bin, only drinks his soda flat.

He’s an agent of chaos, he has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide— he’s not loyal to a flag or a country—

by NotPieGuy August 26, 2022