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Absolution

The word you only know existed because of Sonic 06.

A release from guilt, obligation or punishment.
Coz every night I will save your life.
And every night I will be with you.
Coz every night I still lay awake in my dream,
of an Absolution.
Coz every night I will make it right.
And every night I will come to you.
But every night it just stays the same in my dream,
of an Absolution.
by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021
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Absolute true non-agony

The opposite of absolute true agony: when you take the AM GAMER drugs and the Coca-Cola is Espuma. COCA-COLA ESPUMA
by Gbungper October 1, 2023
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Absolute Gibberish

Text That Has No Meaning Behind It
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Absolute Gibberish
by fwefff September 11, 2022
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Absolute Unit

Absolute Unit-Person who can run opps down on the daily except roadmen with the names Kane and Kenzie
Absolute unit-take down any fake roadmen
Kane-I’ll run man down innit

Charlie and Lewis run Kane down easy
by Fake roadmen June 6, 2020
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Absolute Thunder

A mix of green thunder mio energy water enhancer and absolute vodka
Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight u got anything?” Guy 2 “how fucked u tryna get bro all I got is some absolute thunder” Guy 1 “shit that’ll get u fucked up send some my way” Guy 2 “I gotchu bro” *dabs up eachother*
by Grayson C. Peters July 30, 2021
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Absolute botatron

If you call someone an absolute botatron it means that the are too good to be true and are an absolutely a class person to be around.
She's an absolute botatron!.
by Lethal con October 21, 2022
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absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner
Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis
by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025
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