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forced abortion 

The greatest band to ever grace the plains of this world. Their angelic music is absolutely magical and will make anyone orgasm after simply hearing 10 seconds of their brilliantly conducted tunes.
Man forced abortion's song "The south should have one" made me climax today.

Same with me, except it was "suicide is funny " that did it for me.
forced abortion by Git recked fgt February 27, 2014
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Tucson Digestive Abortion 

Throat fuck a pregnant girl until she vomits all over your dick. Then proceed to use it as lube and get it all up in that uterus. Also known as TDA.
We forgot to use a condom last night and so we had to pull a Tucson Digestive Abortion.

heart abortion

when a girl completely and utterly obliterates a boy's heart (due to her callous, unloving, and flat out mean behavior) to the point that the boy feels as if it has been removed from his body
greg: "hey whatever happened between you and brooke?"
victor: "aw dude that ended poorly- she gave me a heart abortion"
heart abortion by jeffy jibson December 9, 2011

Ass Abortion

Squatting and taking a shit, aborting a turd AKA Ass Abortion.
I have to go take an shit AKA Ass Abortion
Ass Abortion by Brown snail October 15, 2018

Homesick abortion 

When a dead fetus “intentionally killed or not” goes back into the vagina after coming out of it already.
Person 1 “i had a homesick abortion, it was awful

Person 2 “I’m sorry to hear that”

The Failed Abortion 

You
You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

second story abortion 

An abortion performed by pushing a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs.
-marco
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"