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Albert

People with the name Albert are very sharp minded and show extraordinary intelligence levels. Usually very bright and have innovation mindset. Because of high amount of financial success, they have good luck with women but unfortunately their sexual orientation doesn't allow Albert to enjoy this success as Albert is gay.
A hot girl was asking Albert for a date but Albert wanted to go out with a hot guy.
by daredevilbawa69 January 9, 2022
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Albert

Albert is a kind dude. A little bit of an asswipe. His eyes are blue like a blueberry and he is 5’7”. He is oddly smart and he loves to wear pizza socks.
Look at those pizza socks, wow he is such an Albert.
by heyo9999999 March 12, 2021
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Albert

He may not text you whatsoever, but when he sees you in person he is very pleasant to be around, sometimes as a jokester
Albert is a really nice guy!
by bobmurry November 22, 2021
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Albert Breaker

X: u know who is the best?
Y: the best shit artist is for sure Albert Breaker.
by chupapi munyanyo! November 21, 2021
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Albert

Everyone likes Albert, he's introverted but will spring up at every social interaction he garners. He's a smart aleck but chooses to not showcase his intel (assumingly to be humble). In addition, Albert is also a kind guy and will give you his lunch; or part of it. Cherish Albert.
Mike: Do you know Albert?
John: Yeah, everyone likes that guy.
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Albert

Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt
Damn thats big Albert
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Albert

Flashing, sparkling, break through the dark. Sometime change to goose, hard to spot. Currently in love with “one”
Albert! What gorgeous!
by Zhaozilla November 23, 2021
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