O.A.P.

Someone who is old and putrid. Generally the old hag living opposite.

Yuck, that women is ancient and smells like rotting dead people. Yep she must be an O.A.P.
Old Aged Pensioner

by fghjklm October 21, 2010

T.O.A.D.

Acronym meaning either "Totally On A Dick" or "Totally Over A Dick". Used to describe a obsessive single person looking for only sexual grates, usually in an oral fashion but not always. TOAD can most often be observed when used at a party to describe a often ignored female who becomes so obsessed with getting the male any way possible, that she becomes orally inclined or just sexually obsessive over having sex in that endeavor.

Examples

Guy1: What is up with Jennifer tonight? She's practically giving Jim a blowjob with his pants on.
Girl1: She's just T.O.A.D. because he is ignoring her. As soon as he starts to get in to it, she'll back off.

Dude1: God damn! That girl just swooped in and snookied that guy with a BJ and stole him away from Julie.
Dude2: She's just being a T.O.A.D. because she is obsessed with his dick. She'll be done with him after she gets some.
Dude1: I knew something was wrong when she ignored free drinks for him! What a greedy slut!?! She's only in it for the dick!
Dude2: Yup, absolutely a T.O.A.D. dude.

by HailDarkLord February 16, 2010

A.D.O.

Acronym Dependent Organization (A.D.O.): Any small or large organization (private, public, or voluntary) that regularly uses acronyms to describe any organizational structures, products, or activities in an attempt to increase efficiency and clarity but often with the opposite effect. Often used ironically to denote overuse of acronyms by offending organization.

The U.S.G., with the DoD, DoJ, D.H.S., DoS, and D.N.I., is the biggest A.D.O. in the U.S.A.

by PoleScout February 5, 2010

o.a.r. n't

o-a-rn't

a. term to describe a band you previously enjoyed.
b. a way to explain a total sellout.

A: Person 1; Did you see that band last night?
Person 2; Yeah, seeing them made me feel so O.A.R n't.

B: Dude, your being very O.A.R. n't. Stick to your guns!

by JikeMones February 9, 2010

N.O.A.

Acronym for "Not and Onion Article." Used to refer to an item of legitimate news that is so ludicrous that observers may assume it it satire although it is not.

N.O.A.: "Trump Triumphs."

by Skewmaester April 13, 2017

I.C.A.B.O.G

I See A Big Ol Girl/Guy

Pronounced ick-a-bog. To be screamed when you see a big person.

1: Hey hey look over there
2: Whats that???
1: I dunno man....
2: Lets get closer

**gets closer**

1&2: I.C.A.B.O.G !!!!!!!!

by get it right 101 July 9, 2006

Y.D.A.F.O.C

Y.D.A.F.O.C Which stands for Young Dumb And Full Of Cum

Bobby-yo i think the condom broke when I banged Carly.
Alex & Jon- your Y.D.A.F.O.C(Young Dumb And Full Of Cum)

by Jon Pitt April 7, 2008