Raw, disgusting, baby making sex that’s unprotected because if you use a condom that’s plastic that could end up in the ocean and kill the turtles and nobody wants that.
by Anakiin February 21, 2023
When the balls are large and swallin, while the shaft is small, and being engulfed by the balls, giving it the appearance of a turtle.
by Jason statue March 22, 2019
by brardin July 04, 2014
Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.
by Hogger09 April 05, 2022
When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
by greekhornet May 05, 2009
by Fur turtle August 18, 2018
taking a shit, especially when you're at work and in the middle of something, you have to come to an abrupt stop to go drop the cosby kids off at the pool
by Tat Evil May 03, 2007