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Kiwi-man

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.
Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)
by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018
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kiwi

kiwi is my savior. i love to eat it when my boyfriend breaks up with me. i was so depressed when my bf broke up with me. so i found a new love. kiwi. it has the best seeds and flavor in the whole world. i love the green and brown. i would die for kiwis 🥝 😍👹😍👹🦋🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶
by yass_queen April 16, 2022
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Kiwi

Kiwi- a song written by Harry styles which is an abbreviation for Kendal I wasn’t interested
Kiwi- Kendal I wasn’t interested (and never will be)
by Harry tomlinstyle October 11, 2020
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Kiwi

A person's balls
Don't kick me in the kiwis, please!
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Kiwi Fruit

(1) A homosexual man from New Zealand

(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..

There is no area or country named Zealand

In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit

In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in

India

So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.
I gave my girl dinner last night

It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit

She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash

I even made a nice dressing.

Kiwi fruit
by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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Kiwi

The most sexually tense fruit that provides a risky sense of love but still provides a sense of comfort and stability

Can be used as an Adverb, verb, adjective, and noun
Adverb: "Uncle Dave whispered kiwily in my ear"
Verb: "We are gonna kiwi tonight after dinner"
Adjective: "Dude she is so kiwi"
Noun: " Do you want a kiwi"
by WhatItActuallyMeans March 28, 2017
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Kiwi

One of the best songs on Harry styles album ‘Harry styles’ if you ever need to jump about with no worries just put on kiwi.
‘Yo I’m feeling a bit down today you know? Not feeling that energetic.’
‘Here let me put on kiwi’
by Lovelykdly123 June 30, 2019
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