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Jer Driving

The act of drunk driving as if you are in a formula 1 race. This often involves scaring pidestrians (especially children), reaching high speads very quickly, "causing a scene" on the road, hitting shit (especially curbs or poles ...classic Jer) and missing lights/intersections.
Aw fuck, Erin woke my ass up at 9am and said she needed a ride asap but i was fuckin gASSED so i ended up Jer Driving that bitch home (thank god for airbags).
by jono@partymansion May 9, 2008
mugGet the Jer Drivingmug.

Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.
1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."
by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019
mugGet the Driving the lemonmug.

Drive by Bubbling

A recent mother, whom has drunken at least 8 cans of sparkling water, lactates out of a vehicle, normally towards an unsuspecting walker or a rival mother, using her bubbling powers on her milk, leads the milk to come out as a bunch of bubbles, shooting at a rapid rate, discombobulating her opponent in a dazed state of mind.
I looked out of my window, to witness a Drive by Bubbling, knocking down the mother pushing her stroller, and driving away down the street.
by k00pDa June 3, 2023
mugGet the Drive by Bubblingmug.

drive it up

Hey, man, did you drive it up this weekend?
by DroveItUp February 12, 2012
mugGet the drive it upmug.

Driving Truck

To be in the act of having sex with a fat girl.
"It's true: In a pinch, you just might catch me driving truck."
by Trucker 4 Life February 12, 2010
mugGet the Driving Truckmug.

meyers drive

A dead end road inhabited by a drunken, transsexual, midget who fornicates with llamas and the occasional Sasquatch.
Did you see the mullet on that little, fat, fucktard? I bet he lives on Meyers Drive.
by BMR3WAY April 10, 2020
mugGet the meyers drivemug.

driving with a donk

It's like a DWI, but instead of being impaired you just have a fat ass wagon.
"LaQuisha got pulled over for swervin' and was charged with DWAD (driving with a donk)."
by wigger trilliums the fourth December 7, 2021
mugGet the driving with a donkmug.

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