When you fuck a girl the first night you meet her and then each subsequent night she regresses to smaller degrees of sexual contact.
Hey, are you still fucking that blonde?
Nah, I got Benjamin Buttoned...she'll only let me spoon her.
Nah, I got Benjamin Buttoned...she'll only let me spoon her.
by MTeasy October 27, 2011
When Literally is everything going wrong but you manage to get away without a Scratch because you’ve thrown someone else under the bus
I accidentally tripped over the bride at her own wedding and she fell into the cake!! Fortunately I pulled a “Dirty Benjamin” and blamed it on the weird kid next to me!!
by AstarothnR June 15, 2020
by Bigdick41 September 10, 2019
We Benjamin buttoned this relationship, you met my dad first and then hooked up a week before we went on our first date.
by Bonoz July 01, 2018
Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’
by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019
by RootMeanSquare October 23, 2019
Super hot guy Who gets all the girls he wants he’s definitely not a depressed guy who is making this to make their self-esteem to go up and not kill them self
Benjamin Tuch is hot
by I hate gaiys October 30, 2020