The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?
Me: No, why?
Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
Me: No, why?
Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
by Manomasa1 August 11, 2022
Get the Chris Wilsonmug. by RealTrey19 October 1, 2023
Get the Zach Wilsonmug. by mondo- October 16, 2020
Get the Russell Wilsonmug. Based off of the Home Improvement character Wilson who is only ever seen peeking over the fence. Naughty Wilson is when a woman sits backwards in a man’s face and you can only see the eyes of the other person looking over her ass cheeks.
by Krod! April 23, 2023
Get the Naughty Wilsonmug. If you've searched this . You have been chosen to join our cult. The cult is about a creature, a dog. This dog goes by the name of Wilson. Wilson is a dog that has been dead for a while. In our cult we act like him, and will turn into him. The youngest cult member will be sacrificed so we can bring Wilson back. We will then burn everyone in the cult when Wilson is back, it will be our cleansing ritual. Once we’re done being burned alive, we shall bathe in our special holy water. Our holy water is made from Wilson’s insides and his piss. You’re now in our cult.
Jay Jay: Wilson is our lord and savior (and sleep paralysis demon)
Step sister: jason, did you join that Wilson cult again
Step sister: jason, did you join that Wilson cult again
by Your step brother May 31, 2020
Get the Wilson cultmug. Cutest guy ever is smart funny and athletic. A ladies man no doubt but is a relationship kind of guy. Respects everyone that respects him back.
You know Brennen Wilson
Of course who doesn't
Yeah well he's my boyfriend
Really, no fair he's so amazing
Of course who doesn't
Yeah well he's my boyfriend
Really, no fair he's so amazing
by BRW15 July 7, 2017
Get the Brennen Wilsonmug. A Taya Wilson is a type of person who breaks up with all of her boyfriends for horses. A Taya Wilson is a dumb idiot who runs on tables and jumps into cupboards then becoming crippled. Over all a Taya Wilson is the type of person who is a dumb fuck (but also dope as fuck) and is secretly hiding in the closet.
by Indy Wilson May 11, 2019
Get the taya wilsonmug.