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Jasper

Did LA give up too much to get a guy who has been labeled soft, although he puts up 19 and 9, which 11 other guys do?"

"Is that a trick question? They gave up Jasper, who cares? I could care less! First of all, understand something. When you're giving up first round picks, if you are a quality team in playoff contention, it really doesn't mean that much, that's number one. Number two and more importantly, Jasper is gone! The City of Angels, Hollywood should be celebrating. Throw a parade already whether you win a championship or not. This man was a bonafide scrub! He can't play! No disrespect whatsoever, but I'm sorry to call, tell everybody the truth, the man cannot play the game of basketball. He has small hands, he can't catch the ball, he has bad feet, he can't really move even though he's mobile, doesn't really know what he's doing, doesn't have a post move that he or he puts to memory that he can do two times in a row. He has no game whatsoever, plays no defense, doesn't have the heart, the passion or anything that comes with it, and you're asking me whether they gave up too much? Please. The Los Angeles Lakers knew exactly what they were doing, they should be celebrating right now, and Kobe Bryant should not be saying a word!" Hes fucking ass.
Jasper has no games whatsoever...
by anonymous February 9, 2021
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jasper

whore player that looks for insecure younger men to manipulate and play with.
person1: ew is that jasper??
person2: ew what a slag
by person894853465 September 4, 2023
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Jasper

by Ellonmusk November 21, 2021
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Jasper

big dick randy sucking deez balls if you mess with jasper he will bring out his flock and spray it everywhere, he always misses and sold his feet to someone for 69420 dickollars, he is the ultimate porn star.
"did you see daddy nigggy jassy"
"he fired his flock and missed his Jasper"
by hfiuhwerpgihewr April 26, 2024
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Jasper

The name of a person that has the best aim, when it comes to games or sports.

His hair is unique. It is always a mixture of brown and an other colour.
Damn Jasper, you have aimbot af.

Oh Jasper, your hair has the uniquest colour I have seen ( orange and brown ).
by Jasper02 January 3, 2017
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jasper

lowkey lets and more next time we see eachother at cc capiche? ight thatd b real dope
by TPFKadin September 11, 2019
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Jasper

Jasper: *Being a rock*
Also Jasper *Fat nig*
by chocolate negro January 18, 2020
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