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The Jason

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.
Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"
by DlouisD May 21, 2019
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Jason

A dumbass that fits the "popular white kid" stereotype. Probably needs hairline repair too.
by McChicken023 October 20, 2020
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A loud kid in class who always sings songs. However, they aren't necessarily good at singing though. They always flex their AirPods on people who also have AirPods just to be severely disappointed and go through depression. Jason's are someone that you can't like. Their actions are annoying and they never make the right choices. He also loves to have sex
"Jason yeah what a stoopid idiot i heard he fucked Aya yesterday!"
"Yeah! Fuck Jason!"
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Jason is weird funny and is cute he could be bisexual and have little friends but when he falls in love he isn't scared of showing it he shows his love to his gf/bf in public and isn't afraid to be looked at. He may be an ordinary boy but
Jason is awesome!
by Stanlee's #1fan April 23, 2019
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Everyone knows a Jason or multiple, I know many

But the best Jason i know is trustworthy, kind hearted and wants other people to be happy and will always try to be happy for you. He will often apologize for everything even if it isn't his fault. Jason can also be very funny, interesting and also dirty minded, some would say that he's a bit of an emo but that isn't a bad thing. Jasons like to eat and a lot of them are drummers and like black purple and blue, have a good taste in music. Jason gets away with a lot but is the opposite of a bad person i promise.
Person 1: whats with Jason?
Person 2: Jasons Jason
by yetterchetter64 April 20, 2020
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jason is a man who is really hairy, his ant trial goes on for miles on end and his leg hairs are to thic to ever trim. he is also someone who is immortal, actually maybe one day but when he is one hundred thirty five. he is a great friend and person to be around he will never make you frown.
man jason’s ant trail is long asf!
by bigfupalupa August 9, 2021
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Jason is a really gay person who is very social with people when he gets to know them. Don’t mess with him or he will fuck you up. He can be a bitch If you get him mad. Jason’s love to argue with people and never know when to stop. He eats a ton of food and has no self control even when he is full. He is a stick who thinks he is thicc.
I can’t believe Jason thinks he is thicc!
by thisdudeisamanwhore May 9, 2018
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