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Jason

THE biggest piece of shit there is. He is player and will leave you for your number one enemy or the girl he told you not to worry about. Jasons are often seemingly kind at first, but will destroy any happiness within your body at the snap of a finger *much like thanos*.
girl 1: what happened to her? she's never been this sad.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.
by anonymous banana 0930 April 24, 2020
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Jason is a ugly asshole. Jason overthinks a lot and tends to get no bitches. You don’t want a Jason. They are dicks.
Emily:Ew is that Jason
Ruben: Yea Jason gets no Bitches

Emily: I will never want a Jason
by Jason3247 July 3, 2022
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Jason is weird funny and is cute he could be bisexual and have little friends but when he falls in love he isn't scared of showing it he shows his love to his gf/bf in public and isn't afraid to be looked at. He may be an ordinary boy but
Jason is awesome!
by Stanlee's #1fan April 23, 2019
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A loud kid in class who always sings songs. However, they aren't necessarily good at singing though. They always flex their AirPods on people who also have AirPods just to be severely disappointed and go through depression. Jason's are someone that you can't like. Their actions are annoying and they never make the right choices. He also loves to have sex
"Jason yeah what a stoopid idiot i heard he fucked Aya yesterday!"
"Yeah! Fuck Jason!"
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Jason is a sweet and kind person and he will definitely treat you like a queen, he will do anything to make you happy, he’s a athletic and sweet person.
I love jason
by Thatboijason January 11, 2021
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A dumbass that fits the "popular white kid" stereotype. Probably needs hairline repair too.
by McChicken023 October 20, 2020
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idiot, jason is incompetent he does not know how to do anything he is just a bad person in general is do not trust this guy he will spill your secrets faster than you can say them (jason gosser)
why is jason here, ickkkk
by jg1978 August 20, 2017
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