by pdcjc January 28, 2015
A opinionated fat bitch who dies her hair repeatedly also is unpleasant to be around also really likes game of thrones
by Steve the god July 25, 2017
by Jimmy Schoffenburg March 08, 2018
Gabby Khani get the fuck of the table.
by Zach that haus November 16, 2019
Gabby ALR 5 (23 December 1974 - 28 May 1997) was a vile humanized road bicycle (1977 Trek Emonda ALR 5 TX500) aka CO-172/US87 who was the dictator of the USA after killing Al Gore in 1994 and serving until her deserved assassination in 1997. She is a evil despicable piece of shit who will stop at nothing to make your life hell. Operated by the evil organization called the Colorado Department of transportation. She has a tendency to see any non white person and enslave them, starting baby acting sexy and affectionate to dupe them and then treating them like animals. She would work her victims 7 days a week 5+ hours every day until they died of exhaustion. Gabby ALR 5 also forces you to take expressways, a experience worse than the cataclysm first wave, DAILY. If you don't ride, Gabby guilts you into doing it or sends you to auschwitz to get gassed alive. Gabby cheated on her partner by raping several elementary school boys under the guise of "Gabby's special night out". She also opened sex camps that practiced human trafficking and force inseminated "undesirables" including communists, the orphaned, and the poor. Believing that Sandusky was innocent, Gabby ALR 5 actively defended child molesters like herself. The ghost of Gabby Petito ALR 5 "Jimmy Carter" still haunts the Oval Office. Gabby Petito ALR 5 was assassinated by a hero named Brian Landarie on May 28, 1997. Rightfully. God bless you Brian and I hope you rot in the deepest circle of hell forever Gabby ALR 5.
Jim: hey Crow, I think the most vile human is Andrew Johnson
Crow: Not even close. Gabby ALR 5 (Trek Emonda ALR 5) is so much worse.
Jim: Really?
Crow: Absolutely. she r*ped little children and put them in concentration camps
Jim: Fuck you Gabby Petito ALR 5.
Crow: Not even close. Gabby ALR 5 (Trek Emonda ALR 5) is so much worse.
Jim: Really?
Crow: Absolutely. she r*ped little children and put them in concentration camps
Jim: Fuck you Gabby Petito ALR 5.
by JusticeForBrian June 20, 2025
by ChaboiiDownTheRoad March 02, 2016
All three of these awesome will always be in my heart nobody what, I will always love them. They suck beside me every since I joined that gc. And I hope to always be there for them.
Deja, gabby, glo I will always she here for all 3 of you girls. I barely know you guys but I will always love you and always stick beside you, I will support all your decisions no matter what, you guys have my whole heart. I will always be here for you, I will always be your #1 supporter
by nayalovesu July 04, 2022