Goose Papoose

The most efficient method to capture a Goose whose leg has been ensnared by fishing line in an attempt to remove debris. Using only whit, athleticism, and a blanket, a passing animal lover might wrap a blanket around the injured creature, there by preventing injury to the beast during the removal of the foreign object and saving the Goose's leg.

Side note: while the Goose in distress might be calmed by this method, a possible side effect could be massive incontinence.
HOLY SH*T, that magnificent sh*t show of a women just ran up and Goose Papoosed that poor thing like a pro! And now she is taking it to the vet to save it! Hope she brought a trash bag, that could get messy.
by A Night in Wisconsin June 22, 2018
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Goose Wayne

Did you see that Dr. Phil episode with Goose Wayne?
by Disportum December 03, 2019
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Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.
As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.
by Don Menna March 07, 2017
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Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.
As a child on a crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman wearing yoga pants.
by Saf-One March 07, 2017
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emo goose

A Goose listening to sad xxxtentacion songs through his headphones.
Me: Hey look its an emo goose
Goose: "MOONLIGHT UH MOONLIGHT YUUH"
by coolkidthatiscool April 29, 2022
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goose neckin'

Goose neckin' occurs when a person is in the late stages of a bowel movement. The "Goose Head" begins to honk while the rest of poop follows thus creating a "goose neck".
Driver: Dude open your window when you rip ass, I can taste that shit over here!
Passenger: Sorry man, I have been goose neckin' it for twenty minutes and I can't help it.
by Double Jizzle June 23, 2006
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goose is loose

*drunk friend
the goose is loose tonight”
by Kim Kardashian’s February 03, 2018
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