Brooke

by Kealani April 03, 2019
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My sister is named Brooke and all of the other definitions are false. Brooke is stupid and has no common sense as she once asked me how to spell obvious. She is spoiled and when things don't go her way she shouts and screams until she gets what she wants (keep in mind this girl is WAY over 5 years of age and should know way better)... She is annoying as hell but she's my sister so I have to deal with it. Brooke is generally a mean person. If you are friends with my sister then I feel bad for you. but from what I've seen of a few of her friends, they're just as bad as her.

She can be kind sometimes and she loves animals. She is very clean and will help you out sometimes. she has the best sleep schedule I've ever seen in my life and she has a lot of motivation. overall, there are good and bad sides to her but I can't speak for everyone. what I mean by that is that I'm her sister so I don't know much of her social life but what I do know is that she likes drama and is good at roasting and being a general savage.

She's nice when she wants to be but she's kind of a brat. And Brooke if you're reading this, STOP BEING A JAKE PAULER IT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!!
brooke can be nice sometimes but shes kind of mean.
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Bloody hell, she gave him a good brooking

He's been brooked good and proper
by PiersyHolty February 01, 2019
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A fat chubby girl who gets anything she wants and she is spoiled af.
Usally loud and obnoxious.

Brooke's are Trash.....
by Lakswyuqwnns December 09, 2016
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Brooke is a terrible friend she’s a lying fat bitch a dumb blonde you CAN NOT trust her she’s a slut and always getting in trouble cause she’s always messing up you big fuck up
Person 1: I really want a friend named Brooke

Person 2: no you don’t SHES a terrible friend and she will ruin your life
by Dumb ugly fat bitch Brooke October 25, 2019
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she's a fat bitch who is a deceiving liar and will hold a grudge on you for borrowing her crush's scissors. she a bit of a fugly slut who thinks that shes so cool. (shes not.) she'll steal your money, and wears too much makeup. she thinks she sexy but she look like potato shit. (i know potatoes dont shit but if the did, it would be a brooke.)
P1: Brooke's so fat!
p2: I know! she stole my makeup!
p3:what a bitch! she a fucking liar bitchy bitch bitchBITCH!
by suplitfambro April 02, 2019
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