How Much Money do you have?
69 Cents
Oh you know what that means
I dont have enough money for chicken nuggets
69 Cents
Oh you know what that means
I dont have enough money for chicken nuggets
by ANONYMOUSEMOFOS October 04, 2017
When a spouse cannot stand any more of their husband (or wife's) snoring and decides to sleep with their head at the foot of the bed.
I woke up looking at my wife's feet and realized we had just had a married 69. That's as close as I'm going to get after ten years of marriage.
by jrswam October 01, 2013
Dad: "Hey Hun, where's the turn off?"
Mom: "Oh mhmm, on highway 69."
Dad: "mhmmm"
Kids: "HUR HUR MOM SAID 69!"
Mom: "Oh mhmm, on highway 69."
Dad: "mhmmm"
Kids: "HUR HUR MOM SAID 69!"
by KingKTheThird June 03, 2013
When you're going down on each other, and you fart so hard, your lady friend goes for her Coronavirus mask.
We were going down on each other after I ate Taco bell, and I let one rip. Due to how close my butt was to her face, she immediately threw on her Coronavirus mask and kept sucking like a champ. Covid-69!
by Mike Oxenormous October 11, 2020
by Why o why March 30, 2021
Don't snitch like 69 or Tekashi
by Tiny cracker October 16, 2020