May 13

Boys let the girl decide what you grab.
Girls, you are in control today. Make that guy grab whatever you want.

Guy, *tries to grab girls ass*
Girl, “uh uh, it’s May 13. I decide what you grab”
Guy, “okay what then”
Girl, “grab my tits you horny teenager”

by Got em kehd May 9, 2019

Apollo 13

see also successful failure

Less then one year after man first walked on the moon Apollo 13 was simply a "routine" flight until a faulty thermostat caused an oxygen canister to explode, blowing an entire side of the spacecraft away, the ship eventally starts leaking oxygen and the crew (Jim Lovell, Jack Swigert, and Fred Haise) have to survive in the Lunar Module until they can safely make it back to earth. But they didn't get to play with moom rocks.

"Houston, we have a problem."

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003

October 13

The booty dance day

Girl 1 : Hey are you dancing today?
Girl 2 : of course it is october 13!

by A REAL LIFE VSCO GIRL October 18, 2019

Track 13

N. Awesome;
The 13th track on an album is usually the best, or awesomest.

Dude, you just sank that 3 pointer. TRACK 13!!

by SoonAn July 14, 2009

November 13

National rough sex day

Hey, it’s November 13th, let’s go fuck until we pass out

by AvacadoSauce October 17, 2019

October 13

National unlucky day

October 13: “its October 13! I should go by a nice black cat! Walk under a ladder! Break a mirror! Even eat another human to summon the almighty goose!

by Fudgeinhatethat November 6, 2019

November 13

National slap all your friends day

You have to slap your friends and they can’t do anything about it
Person 1:*slaps friend*
Friend:What was that for?!
Person 1:It’s November 13

by Solgaleo1306 November 9, 2019