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Alabama Hot Pocket

When one guy covers his dick in ghost pepper sauce and proceeds to stick it im the vagina
by Bubble_godz February 23, 2020
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Mexican Hot Pocket

When one man s**ts in another man's butthole.
Guy 1: "Where's andy?"

Guy 2: "Oh, him and scott are at the anal surgeon, they had mexican hot pockets at the party last night..."

Guy 1: "I wish hadn't heard that."
by Jazlez December 20, 2009
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alabama hot pocket

When you open the girls floppy vagina and eat it like a hot pocket
Alabama Hot Pocket: ate that girl like an Alabama Hot Pocket
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alabama hot pocket

A hot pocket which is cooked in and/or by someone from Alabama. Often times the results of microwaving yields hot lava half way through the allegedly cooked hot pocket and ice crystals in the remaining bites.
He's from where?... So I ate an Alabama Hot Pocket!
by mosDefinite March 23, 2010
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European Hot Pocket

when you take a dump in saran rap (note: don't rap it up to tight) and slide it into a girls, pussy while she is sleeping. As she sleeps she is likely to move around and eventual(unless she is a complete slut, close her legs. At this time the saran rap should pop exposing the pooh and allowing for a long nights stew. In the morning, when she wakes up make sure Your around so you can yell "European Hot Pocket"... Talk about stinky vagina!!!!!!
for an April fools joke tom decide to give his girl friend Sammy an European Hot Pocket. she awoke to a slimy, stinky vag.
by Newfy1995 June 1, 2010
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hot pocket syndrome

during pregnancy, a woman's vaginal temperature increases, and on some days it's extreme. if you have sex with said pregant woman on one of those extreme days, its like inserting your penis into a hot pocket just out of the microwave. which, at first, may SOUND awesome, and is...until afterwards, then you're just a hurting machine for a good day or two
My pregnant wife and I fucked last night, and now I have hot pocket syndrome
by Goods September 5, 2006
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Cleveland Hot Pocket

The act of eating all of the filling out of a hot pocket, and only leaving the outside breading, and then proceeding to re-fill the breading with one's shit and cum. And then feeding it to a partner.
by Mandingo25115 June 23, 2008
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