"Hey dude, how was watching your wife give birth eh?"
"It was ok eh, her toxic soup went everywhere though"
"It was ok eh, her toxic soup went everywhere though"
by Fearless Dominator November 9, 2018

Taking a shit with such a grossly offensive smell that it makes vomit on top of said shit making it smell like Barack Obama's undertit.
by Barack Obama's milk December 25, 2014

A bimbo who miss-uses the term "Toxic Masculinity" because she doesn't get her way or doesn't like something." miss use of the term
Karen's Toxic femasculinity peaked after she shit her pants rollerblading and her boyfriend refused to pick her up, she said his toxic masculinity is in the way
by pryapus July 22, 2020

The act of ejaculating on your partners cheek, and then immediately slapping them with enough force to knock them over.
"Can you come to the party?"
"Nah, Jane is going to be there and she got a restraining order on me; after I gave her a powerful Toxic Shockwave"
"Nah, Jane is going to be there and she got a restraining order on me; after I gave her a powerful Toxic Shockwave"
by Carnifex The Heinous October 9, 2018

A type of extrovert who can't take, "No, I don't wanna be your friend, sorry," or "No, I don't wanna talk (right now), sorry," as an answer. These people are usually pushy, obnoxious, and just plain rude, whether knowingly or not.
"I used to love shopping, and I still do, but It's such a chore since I've moved next to my toxic extrovert of a neighbor. When will she realized that we just don't click?"
by SGG_256 April 2, 2021

by tjfidi9frigigkiigifigrumpySeaw March 28, 2017

a toxic friend is someone who manipulates you and wants to use you. sometimes for popularity. cliche movies and moms will say it’s because they are insecure and want to bring others down so they look better. most of the time it’s because they don’t like you and want to bring you down. they just kinda want you to feel less than what you are because they think you deserve it. you don’t. if ur friend is mean, bossy, manipulative, and controlling, drop them like a hydro flask♥︎♥︎♥︎
Victim: “she’s kinds mean. she gossips about me, and won’t let me do what i want to do.”
Friend One: “she’s toxic.”
Friend Two: “more toxic than the school food..”
Friend Three: “What a toxic friend!”
Friend One: “she’s toxic.”
Friend Two: “more toxic than the school food..”
Friend Three: “What a toxic friend!”
by ☺︎︎☺︎︎☺︎︎ January 10, 2021
