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Gypsy Tea

Tea with random things added to it to make you feel better when you are sick. Like a Hot Toddy, liquor is the number one ingredient that makes tea "gypsy tea" and rum, whiskey and brandy are the most common types added. The alcohol numbs pain and makes you pass out. Other things frequently added are cloves, orange juice, honey, zinc, vitamin c or tinctures of things like elderberry or Echinacea. Any home remedy can go into gypsy tea. Gypsy lore says all kinds of things cure sicknesses (depending on what Gypsy you talk to). They might put in weird analgesic's, shrooms, strange poultice's, eyelashes, shoelaces of an elderly man, lizard tails or who knows what. Don't ever buy tea from a Gypsy unless you are willing to go to spirit world for a few days.
I am very sick with a headache, sore throat, aches, cough and runny nose. I am going to make up a batch of Gypsy Tea and drink it until I pass out. Hopefully I will feel better in the morning when I return from my Gypsy Tea la la land aka Spirit World.
by outlawjo November 1, 2013
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Gypsy Firewall

The one wall no man has ever dared to cross. Immune to all forms of warfare including Nickita Warfare™. Almost as powerful as the "Jewish Firewall". Not related to the derogatory Jewish slur "Gypsy".
"Bro that faggot Alessio can't get passed me, I turned on my Gypsy Firewall." -Borat
"Bro, your right!" - Samuel L. Jackson
by cock adn balls May 13, 2021
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gypsy moth

Little bitch moths, the caterpillars devour any tree leaf they can get to but prefer deciduous especially oak.

They are kept under control by a disease that causes them to climb up as high as they can where their brains explode and spread the disease to caterpillars below them.
Person 1: why are all the trees around here dead
Person 2: the gypsy moths got out of control last year and ate all the leaves
Person 1: dam that's wacked up to
Person 2: facts
by Rromerr May 11, 2020
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Gypsy Gripper

Much the same as the infamous Dutch rudder only the Gypsy people won’t play with those who are not related. To make it an authentic Gypsy gripper tears must be used as lubricant.
My family are big advocates of the Gypsy gripper.
by Medi1 September 20, 2020
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fist a gypsy

An evolved (and much funnier) version of flippity jippity after being widely used for a while.
I cannot find it in the store so I fist a gypsy and ta-da!! Now I have a can holder.
by r0mats September 24, 2021
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Gypsy Django

When a white chick becomes a widow and decides to start fucking black dudes.
Look at Noemi doing the Gypsy Django with Thomas!

As seen jn Season 1, Episode 6 of 1883.
by TravisV23 January 30, 2022
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GM Gypsy

A career General Motor worker, who has to relocate several times because of plant closings to maintain their employment.
For those that cannot afford to travel, the GM Gypsy lifestyle is for those that cannot afford not to travel.
by mlhiss September 9, 2019
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