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Panic smoking

When you're in a bait situation but need to smoke a cigarette, so you smoke it as fast as you can before getting caught
*text message*
Josh: hey where are you?
Saff: on the school hill panic smoking but don't come over here else you'll draw some attention
by chickennnsoup November 1, 2015
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Smoke a Hilroy

When you do not have any rolling papers for your weed so you are forced top roll a joint with hilroy lined paper and seal it with a glue stick...
ROB: dude you got papes?
REX: no... fuck I guess we have to roll up a hilroy.

smoke a hilroy
by the dude420xx May 26, 2010
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Smoke selfie

People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:

Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?
Joe has uploaded yet another smoke selfie. That's his 5th one this week!
by Lefty Power 123 July 4, 2016
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Smoke Pig

An incredibly attractive girl.
"Mate, did you see that complete smoke pig".
by McCig June 4, 2018
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Turd Smoke

a fart or smell coming from a turd or poop
Hey does anyone have any spray? I smell turd smoke coming out of the bathroom.
by stink bug September 27, 2012
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karma smokes

The number of cigarettes that you are willing to part with out of the package you bought with the hope that someone will return the favour when you need one.
Can I bum a smoke?

Yes but I only have one left.

But I see that you have half a pack!

Yes, but this is the last one of my karma smokes.

It's ok, when you run out I'll give you one.
by nathrasha December 17, 2008
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Smoking on soprano

Smoking a lot to lose feeling and lose touch with reality
“Dude you smoke too much

It’s fine I’m smoking on soprano”
by Taterito February 22, 2023
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