Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

by nicola December 20, 2021

The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.

“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”

by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021

giraffe lover

Tree Hugger from Africa.

The Giraffe lover killed several hundred poachers

by Joe Maxwell October 7, 2006

giraffe

A giraffe is a tree horse.

The giraffe ate the leaves in the tree.

by zlw04 January 21, 2019

Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2016

Theme Park Giraffe

A massive Cunt

Oh you see jake paul over there? Yeah, it looks like he took after Theme Park Giraffe.

by a paeson November 23, 2021

Giraffe party

One huge giraffe orgy involving the giraffes wearing sunglasses and bowties

I think my neighbors are having a giraffe party

by Reaper_boooiiii June 10, 2021