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Facebook Fapping

When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment
Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.
by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014
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Fapping with Pam

When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.
Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
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fap fun

Jerking off to female pleasured moaning in porn until you cum
by Therapyfuck April 26, 2015
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love fap

When you masturbate to non pornographic images of a partner or spouse, usually when they are away for an extended period of time.
"I missed my girlfriend so much, I couldn't help but have a love fap over the pics she posted to facebook of the trip to hawaii she's on with her parents."
by Strange Penny April 28, 2014
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Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.
That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.
by Crimcrams September 27, 2019
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Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.
Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017
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Golden Fap

A sexual act where on individual will cum while the other will urinate on the others japs eye.
Hey baby, im about to cum, come over here so we can set up a little golden fap
by Buxty June 16, 2010
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