FART TART

A FART THAT SMELLS OR TASTE TART OR AS MY BROTHER SAYS HIS FUTURE WIFE

MY FART SMELLS LIKE A FART TART

by HEATHER FLARP January 3, 2009

Tart Flash

A sudden instance of complete stupity, similar to a heat flash except with retardedness instead of heat.

Teacher- What is 2+2?
Tart- ummmmm..........hold on.......let me think...
Teacher- are you having a tart flash again.
Tart- yeah, i completely forgot the answer.

by STZR500 February 11, 2010

POP TART

A sex act, of teabagginga female while in a tanning bed, and cumming on her, like a poptart in an toster oven.

I'd like to pop tart that fine ass beezy!

by brian, andrew, steven September 19, 2008

You Tart

Noun. Cockney insult. Used in some films about London gangsters.

Jimmy: Oi, Gerald you tart! What you doin' sanny jim? You lookin' te get yersewf a fackin' slap?
Gerald: Sorry gav, please don't drown me in cement 'n' put me in foundations.

by Public Enemy Number 42 June 16, 2008

bakewell tart

When someone spreads their ass-cheeks and rubs shit on the nose of someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.

Bob: Did you hear Richard gave Finn a bakewell tart last night?
Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...

by sazzarawwr April 17, 2009

TIT TARTS

this is a pair of boobs that are are shaped like pop-tarts but are not pop-tarts theirfore making it the best shaped boob(it's like eating a pop-tart with a nipple) tit tarts are very tasty

i don't know something like this: . . TIT TARTS

by PurpleFlames are cool!! April 28, 2010

tart

Someone who is straight or homosexual.

1: Ew look at those fags.
2: What's your problem, fucking tart!

by Maddiika July 23, 2009