Snail-facing

Sliding the woman’s lips of the vulva smoothly over another persons nose - leaving a trace of vaginal secretion on the face. This is usually not in a sexual context and is used for a mans demotion. Men’s alternative: see tee bagging.

Daniel got snail-faced by Sabrina this night. The secretion is still sticks on his entire face. He better had not tee-bagged her last night! Snail-facing is really the toughest stuff you can do as a girl!

by McDude4Real May 31, 2018

Face jeffing

When one decides to royally ruin another's face with their penis

Hey little lady how's about a face jeffing

by Little lemon nipper May 31, 2018

Piggy Face

A very ugly looking asswipe smelly vagrant.

Wow , this guy is a piggy face

by King vYBZE June 2, 2018

Face-Palmer

A nickname held by a former Formula 1 driver, Jolyon Palmer, due to his disastrous racing performance. Often paired with "Jolyoff" derived from his name.

Poor weekend for Hamilton. And as for Jolyon Face-Palmer! Oh dear.

by m4ti140 December 15, 2017

face demon

Another word for a zit or pimple.

"What a raging face demon you've got there"

by Tonyfang66 May 2, 2018

Face shat

Vomiting from excessive drinking

Hey Jose, are you okay bro? “Yeah man, I so drunk I just face shat in the garden”

by SpidaPicky January 13, 2018

Mug face

Typically used for when someone is being an absolute mug

"Fuck sake Jefferson! Don't leave the fridge door open, you mug face"

by Blaringtaser January 3, 2020