Fightin' The Bear

Someone who spends way too much time on the toilet, usually 45 minutes or more.

A person who takes too long to shit

"Hey, anybody seen Reid?"

"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"

"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"

by Whompusburger69 October 11, 2025

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mythic bear

An individual that displays every characteristic of a human to an extreme level.

Holy shit, you are a mythic bear
Reedy is a mythy

by lemythgirl October 14, 2025

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When Your Parents are divorced and dont bother interacting with you as a child and think a stuffed bear will change your life jokes on you it did if they didnt give you that piece of cotton you would probbably be unstable it helped you cope when your mom hit you, you talked to it for hours, you hugged it going to sleep, you treated it like the friend you never had and it treated you like a wonderfull friend and when the screaming gets bad you just hug your bear and everything becomes better some may say its stupid but to you it holds significance its even more important than the person who told you its stupid

person 1: he sleeps with his stuffed bear?
person 2: it keeps him from falling apart

by Emotionally Unavailable October 21, 2025

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Appalachian Bear Crawl

The act of when you oil up a bathtub and put a nude person in it on all fours then 5 others piss on them while the person in the tub tries to escape

Last night was crazy, I can’t believe we did the Appalachian Bear Crawl

by “Hoodpharmacist” November 5, 2025

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Googly Bear

(noun / nickname / term of endearment)

A playful, silly nickname for someone who is irresistibly cute, wide-eyed, or hilariously awkward — often used for friends, crushes, pets, or anyone acting adorably clumsy. Comes with the unspoken expectation that the “Googly Bear” will make you smile or laugh.

Used when:

Someone makes an innocent mistake in the cutest way.

Your friend is acting extra goofy but lovable.

You’re talking about a pet or baby that looks hilariously adorable.

Synonyms / related terms: cutie pie, smol bean, fluffy nugget, cutesy, precious

Friend drops their ice cream: “Aw, my little Googly Bear!”

Partner sends a goofy selfie: “Stop being such a Googly Bear 😍”

Watching a kitten chase its tail: “This kitten is a tiny Googly Bear!”

by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025

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