Irth Day

Bill Cosby's pronunciation and spelling of "Earth Day". Even though he probably doesn't celebrate it, he has an opinion because he's fucking Bill Cosby.

" Irth Day is a very importin day. It's like birthday without tha b. Pick up your jell-o puddin'-pop sticks."

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

All-Day

In reference to being excited or enthused about doing something all day but in reality you can't.

Josh: Man we just crushed that team!
Matt: All-day!

John: I was creeping this girl out all the time, its funny to me.
Tyler: Wow that's a little much
Josh: All-Day

by Thewolfthatcriedman May 14, 2010

Tits day

All females are required to text a picture of their breasts to a man or their choice

It’s tits day. I better send a picture of my tits to (insert name)

by Wowiwowowowowowowowowiw October 31, 2019

Balogne Day

A really hot day, where as if you were to put balogne on a vehicle, it would peel off the paint.

Wow, it is suuuuch a balogne day today, we should hit up the beach.

by Crystam September 16, 2007

McJudgement Day

A McGangbang with two Chicken McNuggets inserted at either end. Very possibly the best burger in the world.

I'd like a McJudgement Day please.

by McTerminator July 7, 2010

disability day

When everyone plays league of legends on the same day because they have something wrong in their head.

usually people who play the game have:
substance abuse disorders
trauma-related disorders
eating disorders
schizophrenia
personality disorders

We're playing on disability day right? because I want to show my disability

by TruthMan361 October 26, 2019

Mother's Day

A horrific day in the lives of single moms everywhere. A day that symbolizes their broken dreams of a loving husband, lover, friend. A day tramatizes even the most resilient mother, it's as dismal as a datelessValentines Day. It blindsides the mom by confirming that no one really cares about what they do with exception of their other female friends. Children who should be pawns used by their former husbands/lovers to prove their dedication, now flounder without guidance. In a best case scenario, a mom with young children can land a homemade gift; with older kids they can hope to get some yard work at of them without monstrous amount of lip. It's a day all moms know that no one in their house wants to celebrate. Then beyond the concept of men, it is a day that if the mother doesn't force their sons to do anything, they will definitely ruin them for the next generation of women.

A day that men can easily allude that they are (or would be) a great husband/father by pointing out the short comings of other men. Interestingly, this seems to coincide with the man failing to produce the same proclaimed formula for happiness in their own relationships.

A day any halfway decent mom will be missed if they have passed, and their children will finally wish they could celebrate it with them.

Jane: "So what did the kids suprise you with for Mother's Day?"

Mom: "You are kidding right? I made them breakfast while they whined about the idea of helping around outside".

"Are you kidding me? Do we really have too"

by Lostnotfound May 12, 2016