To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.

Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.

dibs aren't in tune by isntit November 21, 2011

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pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

pigs and cows don't fly by Uncle Dimma February 28, 2012

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I ain't no saint

Adj: a sexuality promiscuous, but still morally and publicly decent , teenage girl who is classy in the streets but sassy in the sheets.

If I ain't no saint can characterize your girlfriend, you are so lucky.

I ain't no saint by Uncle Dimma November 5, 2014

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ain't-no-saint

Adj: a sexuality promiscuous, but still morally decent in public, classy in the streets, sassy in the sheets teenage girl

If ain't-no-saint can characterize your girlfriend, you are so lucky.

ain't-no-saint by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2015

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