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sons of rats

An evil underground empire that works in the shadows of New England prep schools and other such places. They are led each year by two King Rats and the torch of leadership is passed on with each generational shift. The main objective of the Rats is to bring humor where it is needed and to exagerate current issues through the use of extreme pranking. The Rats have been known to be extremely violent and aggressive when defending their own turf and do not take kindly to any threat, intentional or not, to one their own. Generally it is an unspoken rule among most who live in close proximity of the Rats that for one's own sake, they are best left alone.
Example One:
Joe: "Damn, I heard them Sons of Rats went and pulled a nasty prank!"
Bob: "Yo, I heard the same thing, I heard they're professionals."

Example Two:
Joe: "Damn, my backpack's gone!"
Bob: "Did you piss off a Rat?"
Joe: "I don't think so..."
Bob: "Where's your wallet?"
Joe: "Shit!"

Example Three:
Joe: "Hey man, lets go see if we can figure out who the Rats are."
Bob: "Yeah good idea."
--That's why this is the last example. Joe and Bob won't be joining us for anymore examples.
by Ciroel Gink December 14, 2008
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rat

Fyodor Dostoevsky from Bungou Stray Dogs

Russian Anemic Twink
person one: EW A RAT

person two: OMG Fyodor Dostoevsky from Bungou Stray Dogs

person three: What's so bad about a Russian Anemic Twink!?

person one: ...i'm talking about the animal..a-are yall ok...like..metally

person two & three: oh

person two & three: no
(NOT A MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS REFERENCE)
by im 100% sane fr fr November 28, 2023
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Sheet rat

A Rodent looking female that sniffs out cheese under blankets and sheets in order to perform oral sex on their male counter part.
“Carol loves to sniff out penis under the blankets”.
“She’s a Sheet Rat!”
by Peterjenning$ May 7, 2024
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Obese Rat

Calling someone an obese rat is like saying "you look really nice and happy".
Person A) You look like an obese rat right now!

Person B) Oh thank you!
by anonymous February 3, 2022
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Quiff and a rat tail

A way to tell your friends you are 10 minutes away
Where are you?
Oh i’m just a quiff and a rat tail away
by beetle juicie August 16, 2021
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Rat

A person who on average consumes 3 bottles of jack a week, does h-vac, and has persona of which you could only describe as a rat
My friend rat drank a handle of jack and missed his plane
by Natewrotten November 15, 2017
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Sewerage rat

A sewerage rat is one of your lowkey dirty friend...who looks or dress messy and do nasty stuff.
Dude you're acting like a sewerage rat.
by kenny_west360 June 7, 2016
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