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Bro-note

Sleeping with a girl who denies having a boyfriend, but that you later find out does have a boyfriend. The Bro-note is leaving a note for the boyfriend under the toilet seat to let him know that it happened when he takes his next piss to spare him the misery.
My friend was such a bro the other weekend. He slept with this girl that claimed she was single, but later saw a picture of her boyfriend in her appartment. He then decided to do the only thing a real bro could do in that situation, leave a bro-note. Leave a note for the poor guy under the toilet seat that only he would lift for his next piss.
by Lukasbro123 January 18, 2018
mugGet the Bro-notemug.

Eskimo bros

When a girl sucks two dicks and gets them off in one night, then kisses them both after, they are now considered Eskimo brothers.
Jesse, from Christian school, says, "she sucked your dick too? And we both just kissed her? That means we are Eskimo bros now!"
by Kekala June 29, 2022
mugGet the Eskimo brosmug.

bro

You are not my bro!
by Sand Mishra February 16, 2022
mugGet the bromug.

bro

what you call someone bro it can mean;friend,brother,friend zoning or even bro zoning
jayden:christina i’m in love with you

christina:ew BRO why?
by caashmoneyyy1717 November 17, 2019
mugGet the bromug.

Coattail Bro

Men with little talent or life skills who ride the "coattails" of the attractive females to get by in live.

A guy with a hot girlfriend that positions himself as her "manager," "agent" or "mandatory co-participant" in modeling/sex worker activities.

Mediocre Male porn actor who establishes clout through his more popular and sought after girlfriend/partner.
"You can't work with Destiny, unless you book Chad, her Coattail Bro."
by Christopher Nero October 21, 2022
mugGet the Coattail Bromug.

bro devil

The master bro, often commits acts of evil to other non-bros. they wear black.
omg that dude just stole that guys chair! He must be a Bro Devil
by Bro devil December 2, 2014
mugGet the bro devilmug.

Maximus Bro

If you have one you'll know. Your Maximus Bro is the broiest bro you have and when you're together it's time to fuck shit up and party. Class dismissed.
Bro 1: hey bro, what's up
Bro 2: not much. High five?
Bro 1: fuck yeah mofo.
*SMACK* (Earth stopping five between two Maximus bros)
by Phil, Archon of Death July 17, 2014
mugGet the Maximus Bromug.

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