california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock

I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

by Tiantberry May 31, 2014

Chocolate Darling

A peng darkskin woman that is at her pengest!

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Chocolate darling, looking at me start blushing!

by SpottingYall September 29, 2018

Bacon chocolate

Also called Chocolate bacon, gods gifts to earth and almighty. It is What makes the world go round. Two of the best things on earth. Anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong and should only be forced to eat tofu for the rest of their lifeS

I love me some bacon chocolate every day of the week

by I'mwatchingmonsterfish September 30, 2016

chocolate covered wagon

Act of dipping your dick in hot chocolate then making your girl suck it off.

I gave Lisa a chocolate covered wagon last night.

by bolognaround January 23, 2015

Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.

A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.

by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023

Chocolate Wonderfall

When you have diarrhea and you shit on a man or woman's face; usu. prepared for by eating old yogurt and other dairy products past the "best by " date and not releasing it for a couple days.

I have to go to the store and get some yogurt and Saran Wrap to cover my bed with for the "Chocolate Wonderfall" i got percolating for my fiance.

by Spankmaster 333 October 28, 2022

Chocolate Creampie

When a man ejaculates into a partners anal cavity while the partner has diarrhea, so when the semen and liquid poop mix together and leaks out it forms the Chocolate Creampie.

My girlfriend wanted to anal, but she didn’t tell me she ate taco bell earlier so I ended up giving her a Chocolate Creampie.

by SoupCat69 October 24, 2023