mr. Bo-Jangles

(n) A black man with a penis 14" or longer. In most cases, this is used as a weapon, usually a saber. If you are a Mr. Bojangles, or a Bojangle if you will, then you probably could, and will, kick anybody's ass.

Erik Nelson: "I'm so gay, I wish I could be a Bojangle..."

Mr. Bojangles: "Sheit Cracka, I'll kick yo ass with this shit!" And he did.

by Pimp Master Flex March 30, 2005

Mr. Enter

Otherwise known as the "MysteriousMrEnter": a jackass manchild that gets way too worked up over children's cartoons and their continuity. Stay away from him at all times. Or else you will suffer the "internet-doucheinitis"

Matthew: Dude, did you hear Mark the other day? That one was getting way too heated over goddamn Turning Red, must have pulled a Mr. enter

by Question no. 1 June 21, 2022

Mr. Potato head

An extremely handsome White teacher with a girlfriend who often tilts her head in pictures. One who likes potatoes, shepard pie, and having a lisp but it's cute though. All female students love a Mr. Potato head and make shrines of him in the cubby closet. He is usually blonde.

Hi I'm mithter potato head. I am nery nithe and I play thoftball. I don't get mad at thomas I jutht laugh at him.

Oh my god, The new substitute is a total Mr. Potato head

by nunshavingfun July 24, 2009

Mr Orange Juice

The penis of a man who is well known for his pantsmanship

Tom Slater's penis suddenly came out and said hello. So I was like, "Hello Mr Orange Juice!"

by cripplecreek December 6, 2010

mr. tom compton

As foster would say a bomb ass main who pumps um and dumps um the new beer pong champ after beating joe and jeffery an sucks ass at monkey ball yet not as much as lee. Owner and maker of the half awake looking peace sign "What Up" Not from compton what so ever.

Attention in the diningroom tom is gay!

Mr. Tom compton the only man who has ever been known to have shockerd himself

To do the offical Mr. tom compton greeting first close eyes half way, stick up your index and middle finger then slowly say whhaatt uupp.

by lucas mcpenis September 18, 2008

Mrs. T

wife of Mr. T. A bad ass mo fo.

She kicked him in the balls like a Mrs. T

by bamagirl1939540 January 20, 2009

Mr. Goo Goo

A freakin homosexual who likes to go to Goo Goo Dolls concerts with other men.

Hey Mr. Goo Goo would you like to come to a concert with me. I have an extra ticket and I will buy you dinner.

by Cody Williams February 15, 2007