Lit daddies

4 daddies who are extremely lit and just don't give a fuck. Aka used to describe a lit ass person who is also a daddy.
Did you see me and the lit daddies today they just pissed in public and didn't give a fuck.
by Lit daddy #3 September 04, 2017
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They want a daddy

And then they project all their fucking insecurity on to the men they don't want to fuck.
Hym "That's call 'wanting a daddy,' Alex. They want a daddy. It's literally daddy issues positive or negative. If they fuck a bunch of guys you say it's because they have daddy issues... But you also say that they want 'A man they can look up to and who tells them what to do (lead and "tell them what to do" means the same thing) who is competent (but sometimes they fuck the incompetent ones because they get confused or something or they have mean incompetent father figures) provides for them (that's called a sugar daddy). It's just daddy issues. Even the chick you got to espouse your redpill talking points just describes a dad! The chick that fucks multiple guys has LESS daddy issues (I think) than the chick that was 'A mature strong man that tells her what to and provides for her' that's a father. You want a father. And then you project that on to men you don't want to fuck and say 'they want a mommy.' Absolute absurdity."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
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Daddy gramps

When you are officially older than dirt, but look damn good (not really) riding a scooter around to get to your next gaming session covered in all sorts of geckos.
Chris is really embracing the daddy gramps lifestyle with his new tramp stamp and scooter. He's so old when he Jack's off he shoots powder
by Scmtb831 April 07, 2024
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Daddy Stroke

Kierans Daddy
Did you see kieran and its man stroke?

Yeah dude they are the best couple

Daddy Stroke
by Stroke Aka Ekorts January 07, 2018
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Daddy Stroke

Daddy Stroke = When a man is able to tap that ass with the simultaneous combination of timing, depth, location, speed, and pressure to create the perfect "stroke" (inserting penis in and out of vagina) that makes a woman's eyes roll back, her toes curl, and bust massive cum squirts resulting in shivering disgust knowing she is now owned by The D.

TLDR: The perfect sexual stroke that makes a women cum like no other and they become addicts of The D.
"I was with Chad last week and the sex was so so with his 5 min jackhammer, but last night I was with Jose and that boy drained my pussy with his daddy strokes all night long."

"Mmmm girl I'm telling you once he finds that spot with his daddy strokes and makes me cum a river, if he told me to put on a clown suit and hang upside from the ceiling I'd do that shit..."

"This mothafucka got me all fucked up with those daddy strokes of his, I try to ignore him but he fuck so goood! He got good dickl"
by Veepher September 08, 2020
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Daddy Stroke

Daddy Stroke = When a man is able to tap that ass with the simultaneous combination of timing, depth, location, speed, and pressure to create the perfect "stroke" (inserting penis in and out of vagina) that makes a woman's eyes roll back, her toes curl, and bust massive cum squirts resulting in shivering disgust knowing she is now owned by The D.

TLDR: The perfect sexual stroke that makes a women cum like no other and they become addicts of The D.
"I was with Chad last week and the sex was so so with his 5 min jackhammer, but last night I was with Jose and that boy drained my pussy with his daddy strokes all night long."

"Mmmm girl I'm telling you once he finds that spot with his daddy strokes and makes me cum a river, if he told me to put on a clown suit and hang upside from the ceiling I'd do that shit..."

"This mothafucka got me all fucked up with those daddy strokes of his, I try to ignore him but he fuck so goood! He got good dickl"
by Veepher September 08, 2020
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daddy shower

An event in which a father-to-be as a bachelor party like event before the bundle of joy arrives
We are throwing mike a daddy shower, headed to a strip club, throwing back beers.... cuz you know we wont be able to do that once jr gets here
by zyxwvuts8765 April 06, 2014
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