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cheese pie 

A foodstuff made of pastry in which is put cheese - for a savoury meal packed with MMmmm... ness.
Jim: Honey, this cheese pie is exquisite, what's the secret ingredient?

Honey: ...........?

cheese block 

1. A block of cheese (see ghetto-cheese)
Curtis left a cheese block in his locker throughout his entire high school career. The result? Horrifying.
cheese block by derfsup January 31, 2007

cheese sandwiched 

When somebody interrupts you while your cooking a grilled cheese which causes you to forget about it so in conclusion makes you burn your sandwich so you throw it on them.
Don't come to my house and get in my face or your ass will get cheese sandwiched.
cheese sandwiched by ginia eater October 13, 2009

the cheese grader 

I don't know were this definition for cheese grader started but the real cheese grader is when a girl with braces licks your ass clean. Then grinds her braces in to have a senstive clean fealing.
Hey tom your sister gave me the cheese grader last night
the cheese grader by kpartman January 19, 2007

Chasing Cheese 

When a man ipublicly has the urge to scratch his bell end but he cant take his cock out to do it, he chases cheese through his trousers fingering the end of his dick while he attempts to resolve the itch, dislodge smeg or maybe he is doing it becasue he enjoys it?

I worked in an office where the IT guy came in and daily fingered the end of his prick, through his piss stained trousers. Filthy git should have washed his cock everyday, then it wouldnt have been so itchy!
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Chasing Cheese by Ruby cock sparrow November 22, 2009

bleu cheese 

"You know that guy Derrick was bragging about the bleu cheese he had at that party!! "

"I still can't believe dad said mom had mad bleu cheese! "