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Waters Law

Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.
Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.
by anonymous May 4, 2023
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Albino Water Fountain

When you blow your load into your partners mouth, and they they spit it back into yours, like a water fountain.
Ashley tried to albino water fountain me last night. She got caught with a mean right hook
by embasin May 10, 2023
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I prefer warm water

Im hearing voices again
I wanna kill myself
I have the urge to cut myself
by Ipreferwarmwater :3 November 23, 2023
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Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”
omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat
by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023
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Chinese Water Torture

When two guys stick their dicks into a Chinese finger trap. The ensuring stimulation makes pre cum leak out edging them but they are unable to cum.
I heard Jack and Max were caught doing Chinese Water torture.
by TopHatPenguin November 29, 2023
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Dog Water

1. (Adj)(Derogatory) Lacking in skill, abhorrent, disgusting, gross, trashy. May also be spelled as "dogwater". A term commonly associated with young players of the online multiplayer combat game "Fortnite", but can be used elsewhere.
The specific origin is unknown, apart from the closely related simile: "Smells like wet dog," which is used when deriding musty or unpleasant smells.
1. "My playing was Dog Water last round, I got killed almost immediately!"

2."I think that pool water has never been cleaned, I smell like absolute dog water after going for a swim."
by Broli Swoli December 9, 2023
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Fiji water amigo

The meaning is in the word. A title given to people of great courage, intelligence and skill named after the talented explorer (roblox player) of the same name.
Fiji water amigo battled Fiji water amihoe at dawn and won on the streets of Bloxburg, treating herself to a snack pack at Bloxy Burger afterwards
by Fijiwateramigo December 10, 2023
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