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Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
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Mexican Tittie twister

a Mexican tittie twister is when you twist a girls nipple so hard the skin turns red this a a good move for when your having extreme sex
sorry man did the Mexican tittie twister and nows shes mad cant go out.
by SirManGod February 7, 2021
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Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.
So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.
by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017
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Mexican mother

To shove your dick in her ass while she screams Mexican slurs at you
Dude I totally shocked her with the Mexican mother
by Rhodes’s January 12, 2022
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Mexican Casserole

Group sex (of any number and any combination of gender/s) whereby the majority of participants are of Mexican descent.
"I got wasted and ended up having a Mexican Casserole with Juan, Maria, and Jose. Let's just say things almost got a little too spicy for the pepper."
by anonymous August 9, 2023
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Mexican Pizza

The art of farting into someone’s hood of their sweatshirt and then wrapping around their face and head
Eli: what happened with Paige and Adam the other night?

Dalton: you didn’t hear? After Adam was done licking Paige’s sack they got dressed and as Paige wanted food, she had only have 6 meals that day.. Paige was craving Taco Bell so Adam suggested that she put on a hooded sweatshirt since it was cold outside. After she changed he proceeded to fart in her hood and strangle her with it. Adam “ we have Taco Bell at home, here’s your Mexican pizza”
by anonymous July 6, 2025
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mexican dumpster

When a man cums inside an asshole and that person in turn poops it back out on them. Preferably on the face.
Me: dude I came in her butt last night and she pooped it back on my face!!!

Friend: dude wtf. Gross!!! You let her give you a Mexican dumpster???
by Zainy21 September 5, 2017
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