When you're really close with a member of the opposite sex and would like to date them but they refuse to date you because you are too close and they wouldn't want to make anything awkward between the two of you if the relationship didn't last.
You have best friend syndrome if...
1) You hang out with the person of your dreams more often then your friends. But ARE NOT dating.
2) They ask you to take them to an STD test or a gynecologist appointment. Or go with them as moral support to get Plan B (even though you weren't the one to have sex with her)
3) Other acts that a boy friend/girlfriend would do minus the sexual benefits, emotional attachments and etc.
You have best friend syndrome if...
1) You hang out with the person of your dreams more often then your friends. But ARE NOT dating.
2) They ask you to take them to an STD test or a gynecologist appointment. Or go with them as moral support to get Plan B (even though you weren't the one to have sex with her)
3) Other acts that a boy friend/girlfriend would do minus the sexual benefits, emotional attachments and etc.
Mother: So hows Andrew doing? I'm sure hes not too happy you dumped him for Josh.
Daughter: Are you kidding?! We were never dating, he just had a bad case of Best Friend Syndrome.
Daughter: Are you kidding?! We were never dating, he just had a bad case of Best Friend Syndrome.
by ThePetRock July 29, 2009
Get the Best Friend Syndromemug. The consistency of successful people to have at least one crazy relative. They inherit enough of the crazy genes to be different and unique, but not enough to be actually insane.
by wordbord July 21, 2011
Get the Crazy Aunt Syndromemug. n. (abbreviated CLS)
Generally referring to men who lift heavy weights on a regular basis. Chicken leg syndrome is a phenomena that refers to men who have huge upper bodies and very small legs, creating the appearance of a chicken, with a large breast and thin legs. This is caused by the immense amount of time and effort that they spend doing upper body exercises, and the lack of time that they spend on any muscles of their lower body.
Generally referring to men who lift heavy weights on a regular basis. Chicken leg syndrome is a phenomena that refers to men who have huge upper bodies and very small legs, creating the appearance of a chicken, with a large breast and thin legs. This is caused by the immense amount of time and effort that they spend doing upper body exercises, and the lack of time that they spend on any muscles of their lower body.
The 25 year old could bench 400 pounds with ease, after years of training, but had never done a squat in his life. This caused him to develop chicken leg syndrome (CLS).
by Misha The Bear November 30, 2013
Get the Chicken Leg Syndromemug. The uncontrollable urge to correct anybody at any time. Most people tend to claim they are correct even down to opinion. Large amounts of insults and arguments are to break out by these people.
"Wow Anon is being really annoying with saying blue is better than pink."
"Don't take it personal, it's just his high horse syndrome."
"Don't take it personal, it's just his high horse syndrome."
by LennyFaces February 18, 2017
Get the high horse syndromemug. by Rockman Zero July 11, 2010
Get the Elmer Fudd Syndromemug. 1) the act of pretending to like something that appears high class, to display that one has very good taste, although that person might have horrible taste in real life
2) Pretending to like dark chocolate, instead of regular or white chocolate, because one thinks that dark chocolate is more unrefined and less synthetically processed than other chocolate forms and that dark chocolate is the closest form to the untouched virgin cocoa of Africa and Latin America, although clearly, every one knows that normal chocolate and white chocolate is tastier.
2) Pretending to like dark chocolate, instead of regular or white chocolate, because one thinks that dark chocolate is more unrefined and less synthetically processed than other chocolate forms and that dark chocolate is the closest form to the untouched virgin cocoa of Africa and Latin America, although clearly, every one knows that normal chocolate and white chocolate is tastier.
"Guy 1 - did you see that new French Black and White movie? it was the best movie and contemporary art and unicorns
Guy 2 - what was it about?
Guy 1 - umm....well...you know, the usual stuff, world wars, renaissance art, aliens....all that
Guy 2 - dude....stop it with this dark chocolate syndrome...you don't even know what the movie is about"
John - You know, this dark chocolate has an amazing smell of raw cocoa that no inferior normal chocolate or white chocolate can offer. This must be from Ghana.
Alice - Hmmm....where is Ghana again?
John - you know....umm...that island beside Vietnam.
Guy 2 - what was it about?
Guy 1 - umm....well...you know, the usual stuff, world wars, renaissance art, aliens....all that
Guy 2 - dude....stop it with this dark chocolate syndrome...you don't even know what the movie is about"
John - You know, this dark chocolate has an amazing smell of raw cocoa that no inferior normal chocolate or white chocolate can offer. This must be from Ghana.
Alice - Hmmm....where is Ghana again?
John - you know....umm...that island beside Vietnam.
by KMH_Z April 25, 2013
Get the Dark Chocolate Syndromemug. Fiery Ass Syndrome (FAS) is a condition to take a shitbut it burns your ass so bad you clench in pain also the side effect from eating spicy stuff such as hot wings
by Chase Farnham March 16, 2012
Get the Fiery Ass Syndromemug.