Hot Pocket

A woman's vagina.

I just had the best hot pocket man.

by Catpowa February 21, 2015

rice pocket

A nickname for a vegetarians vagina.

That vegan sure has a tight rice pocket.

by Stickyxnikki March 13, 2015

dank pocket

Anus

I shoved that can of monster so far into his dank pocket that I was drinking it out of his mouth.

by wnigwigga November 24, 2014

Shit pocket

When you are walking anywhere and the most fowl smell pierces your nostrilsand gags you and then ten steps later is completely gone.

Oh my god what is that smell ( keeps walking) oh never mind it's gone... SHIT POCKET

by Traveling ass January 11, 2015

Hot Pocket

When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.

Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!

by JenNealTX January 13, 2015

Hot Pocket

The antonym of "out of pocket." A term used to describe ones availability. When a person is able to complete tasks and has open availability they are "hot pocket."

I'll be around all day, if you need me I'm hot pocket

by BoogieTheTruth January 15, 2015

Flat Packer

A person who carries a pack of cigarettes in their back pocket all day long. Resulting in a FlatPack.

Joe, I could smoke a cigarette if you weren't such a flat packer.

by Angie Says So June 8, 2015