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Mexican Discharge

Mexican Discharge (noun)

A term used to describe the thick, sticky brown sludge that forms from a mixture of salt, sand, snow, and moisture during winter. This substance accumulates on roads, sidewalks, and vehicles, creating a persistent mess that clings to shoes, clothing, and surfaces. Known for its wet, heavy consistency, Mexican Discharge spreads easily and is difficult to remove, leaving behind a trail of grime wherever it goes.
After stepping out of his truck, Jake felt the familiar pull of Mexican Discharge clinging to his boots. The thick, brown sludge—formed from a winter’s worth of road salt, sand, and melting snow—stuck to everything, leaving streaks of grime on his floor mats and a stubborn mess on the shop floor. No matter how hard he tried to wipe it off, the sticky residue seemed to follow him everywhere.

As Lawren walked into the school, she could feel the Mexican Discharge clinging to her shoes, leaving a trail of wet, brown sludge across the freshly mopped tile floor. Without realizing it, she tracked it through the hallways, into every classroom she entered. From math to science to English, each room now bore the same streaks of grime on the once-clean floors. By the end of the day, the janitor just shook his head, muttering about the endless battle against this Mexican Discharge.
by The Dodge Hood Rats February 7, 2025
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mexican Daniel

person 1: hey whos that kid in a sombrero? Person 2: Thats Mexican Daniel we all love Mexican Daniel
by Mexican Daniel April 13, 2022
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Mexican Fruit Cup

Where you lube up a Latinas cooch with Chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it.

After using it, you eat it
"Let's make a Mexican Fruit Cup!!"
proceeds to lube up a Latina cooch with chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it. Then eating it.
by Glitchedchaos February 23, 2024
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Mexican Flashbang

When a Mexican guy nuts in your eyes and gritos in your ear.
I cant wait until I can Mexican flashbang Becky tonight
by GorditaCrunch August 27, 2023
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Mexican soup bowl

A mexican soup bowl is when a boy pulls out (after missionary position) and unloads in her belly button and eats it with a teaspoon.
"last night i was a bit hungry so i made a mexican soup bowl"
by Thermex March 29, 2018
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Mexican Oil Rig

n: The act of doing an handstand while having an heavy case of diarrhea. While perfoming it, you'll have to try to fart as loudly as you can.

To prepare it, you'll need to eat a lot of beans and spicy food.
Mike was there, he did an awesome Mexican Oil Rig while singing "Chocolate Rain". We had a lot of fun"
Nouvelle definition
by Lewiis_s November 13, 2023
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Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024
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