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John is the most powerful man you could meet! He is full of anger, but in a good way. He is almost always asleep, so lazy. He normally drives round in an old van to all different kind of places. He has many things of richness that he shows off like rings and phones even aftershave!!
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John by Fjjdnxhxhxhx June 8, 2019
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Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!"
What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.
John by Nicholeeee337 June 13, 2019
John is a good humored and funny guy. He’s tall, tan, has brown eyes and hair. A little bit chubby yet very athletic. He is very stubborn and he sometimes gets mad for small things. Overall he’s just a cute, funny, wholesome, and has good taste in memes.
Friend: who’s that guy you were talking to👀

Me: oh it’s just John 😂💖

john sticky 

a local pedophile in loanhead, midlothian who sells pollen to young boys and girls
did u really take it up the arse from john sticky for a 20bit, pfffft fuck sake kris
john sticky by loodog miller August 16, 2019
John is gay
John by BlueEyedBish August 19, 2019

john harmon

Its when you jam your man boobs together with a dildo between them in the mirror and light a match
I needed a cigarette so I thought I would be fancy and pull a John harmon
john harmon by Jojwjwjejej August 26, 2019
A good looking confident man who has woman always hanging on. Has an extremely strong work ethic and is very chill most of the time.

Can be very selfish and thoughtless at times but will do anything for the people he truly cares about.....which is a small group.

Is very loud and blunt and is a huge music lover. Doesn’t live in the past and rolls with the flow.
John is so amazing 😉
John by Pink harley October 8, 2019