Chocolate Smoothie Express

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth

Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.

by smoothiebrother September 30, 2022

Chocolate USA

A short-lived independent rock band from the early 1990's. They had two albums called 'All Jets Are Gonna Fall Today' and 'Smoke Machine'. Its lead singer (Julian Koster) went on to work in bands like 'The Music Tapes' and 'Neutral Milk Hotel'.

Customer: Do you have anything by Chocolate USA?
CD Store Worker: No, we don't have anything by Chocolate USA.
Customer: Aw, geez! Better luck singing 'All Jets Are Gonna Fall Today'.

by OhNo S. October 1, 2022

Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person

The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon

by Snoopmog October 9, 2022

Chocolate slurry

When your performing cunnilingus on your girlfriend and your tongue slips and you lick her butthole

Oh last night I gave my girlfriend a chocolate slurry it was awesome

by bandana darren October 18, 2022

Chocolate piñata

Chocolate piñata

Chocolate piñata-When you’re slapping a girl in the ass and she’s shitting on your chest

by Sole surfer October 19, 2022

Chocolate bidet

When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness

“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”

by Yung_sexc_muthafuka December 30, 2021

chocolate drop

When a black man with a fat juicy ass busts it down usually with little to no clothes on. Usually performed by thugs or other menacing figures in hood-like areas.

Person 1: "Hey I hear that you're a real thug, you wanna do the chocolate drop for me? I'll pay."
Thug: "I don't do that faggot ass shit, fuck outta here."
Person 1: "Woah now I have $500 buddy, this can be all yours if you do the chocolate drop with that thug ass."
Thug: "Ok fine."

by 2009 opp thug shaker January 1, 2022